GNR version of Lord of Rings

Take me down to the land of Mordor
Where Sauron is the king
And is hungry for the Ring
Take me to hell (Oh, won't you please take me to hell)

Just an hobbit livin' in the Shire
I'm a hard case that's tough to beat
I'm your ring bearer
So buy me mushrooms to eat
I'll carry the ring to Orodruin
and dip it in crack till it meets its doom

Obscurity to fame
Or so they say
we hobbits gotta Keep pushin' every day
for when the Ring meets its doom
fortune and fame is all we'll know
until that You know it's, it's all a gamble
just a game of us nine against the Evil

Take me down to the land of Mordor
Where Sauron is the king
And is hungry for the Ring
Take me to hell

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